Yeah now do the part where I get Vivans every day and women get brought to me to sit on my dick and the person saying that to me is an AI creating genius. Do that part.
Hym "Come on bud. You gotta go all they way with it right!? Do the rest! You're 5% oh the way there... You want me to be Noah, so... Do the rest fuck-face! Let's get the vivans up in my blood, we'll schedule these filth sluts to come over to my house and cheat on their boyfriends or fiancé, and you be the AI creating genius, alright? You do something profound and change the world forever and I'll sit here and mock you while I fuck the help and cry like a bitch if I have to do anything that even vaguely resembles following a rule. Since ommission is allowed apparently let's skip the molestation and the retardation Ok? No when Yuji Itadori says to Mahito 'I am you' is he claim to literally be Mahito or did it relate directly to the shit Mahito was doing leading up to that point? Fucking clown. It he YoUr FaVoRiTe? Are you me now, bud?"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025

Someone who likes to hang with you just to smoke your weed. May ask to "borrow a bud" from time to time, but seldom returns the favor.
Dude 1: Hey look at this nice bud, you wanna smoke some?
Dude 2: Man put that away - Tommy the bud leech is headed this way .
Dude 2: Man put that away - Tommy the bud leech is headed this way .
by Ditzlexic January 2, 2016

by E903 June 12, 2018

Tommy dragged me to a EDM concert and some self proclaimed "spiritual Guru" tried to sell me kind Bud in a porta potty.
by knucklehead1312 October 18, 2019

A Windows Live agent that is obviously the spawn of SmarterChild. It tries to help you with your travel plans, but does virtually nothing that you couldn't do yourself with one google search.
If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.
If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:28 AM)
ASL
Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?
Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!
ASL
Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?
Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!
by BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW July 1, 2008

by Jason Sun November 6, 2020
