i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.

oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom

by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009

he knows which side of his bread is buttered

He knows where the money comes from, who pays him his livelihood or gives him the most personal gain. Used to describe how money concerns often rules people's decisons despite their feelings or personal opinions. No matter what people pander, they will not bite the hand that feeds.

He may gripe about his boss and talk about starting a new career, but he knows which side of his bread is buttered.

Corporate America may not like Trump's sexist statements, but they will still vote for him because after all, they know which side of their bread is buttered.

by Shumado January 8, 2017

Breaden

Prissy dick head that can't form full sentences, overconfident even though there's nothing going for him, alone forever and no chance at having a relationship.

Shut up you prick, you're such a Breaden , bork bork motherfucker *drops mic*

by Duckbutt motherfucker September 19, 2016

Good Bread

you fine

nah chill money you good bread

i was talking to this shawty the other day, she was good bread

by Mooksie June 3, 2009

bread & butter

Fig. someone's basic income; someone's livelihood—the source of one's food.

I can't miss another day of work. That's my bread & butter. I worked as a bartender for a year, and it was the tips that were my bread and butter.

by Mr.Job February 19, 2012

Easter Bread

A deceptively disgusting desert (often made by Italians) that looks delicious as it is covered in sprinkles, but is actually quite bitter, and gross.

Mom: Hey Brad eat your dinner.
Brad: Face grimaces in disgust Oh god mom, don't pull an Easter Bread on me...

by Beavoirismygirl March 31, 2010

Tuna Bread

A guy puts brewers yeast into a yeast infected girl's tuna and she squats over a heater duct to bake bread.

Rob A.: What's that smell? Are you baking with tuna?

Jessie: Don't you remember I had a yeast infection and you poured brewers yeast in my tuna?

Rob A.: Oh, are you squatting over the heater duct?

Jessie: Yeah, tuna bread tonight!

by ButterNipples March 10, 2011