taint booger

Little rolled up balls of shit and paper stuck in the taint hair. Like a willknot or a clingon.

Man those burritos, took an hour to comb out the taint boogers.

by Delcapslock September 19, 2017

turkey booger

A loose pussy

" Damn, you got a turkey booger. I ain't hitting that shit again ."

by Dfgggjjk October 31, 2017

bottle booger

The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)

Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"

by jasonspsyche February 6, 2018

Lung Booger

When you cough up something that could have come out of your nose.

"Your Lung Booger landed on my phone and dialled your Mom, as her number was on my screen, because we spoke recently. I can see from the call history that she heard most of it, but I am not sure if she hung up before or after the Goat.

by Mun Ki Tron December 24, 2018

Assassin Booger

A crusty booger that scratches the inside of your nose when trying to dig it out.

Damn assassin booger made my nose bleed when I tried to get it out of there.

by Miz🐝 January 5, 2019

soyed booger

A booger that is soyed. It could be deep fried, hydrogenated, grilled, saturated, or anything in between!

Ew, look! There’s a nasty soyed booger smeared on the wall!

by Koala from Havana January 29, 2019

Boofie Boober

1. When a person loses a prix in Mario Kart.
2. When a person acts stupid.

Example: You lost you boofie boober!!! Suck it bitch! Get the boofie controller.

by Haroldlearns November 8, 2019