Penny bitching

Ultimate continuous penny-pinching, unwilling to spend money, saving every penny

My girlfriend is always penny bitching when I want to go on a weekend trip with my friends

by Berry_ann May 27, 2019

The BitchinYeoman

When a male poker player inserts huge black anal beads in their ass then using their handheld Muppet, rip them out at the speed of light. The corresponding pain and sound of a chainsaw starting up is the ritualistic mating call for all other terrible poker players, forcing them to converge on his location and dump their entire poker life savings into his lap. The act of performing the BitchinYeoman has helped the most basic and non-intelligent of poker players amass huge bankrolls. Only the most dedicated and luckiest of players will perform this ritual in an effort to call down the poker gods and have them lay fortune at their feet. Having large amounts of disposable income or having married into even more is also beneficial.

"Hey honey, there is a huge poker game at Johnny's tonight. Can you help me lube up these beads so I can perform the BitchinYeoman before I leave?"

by CheddarThief April 14, 2020

Dumb Bitching

The exact happenings of when Ant Bentler and Haley Mack collide in a conversation.
A repetition of idiotic phrases and mediocre roasting on a constant and frequent basis

“Oh no, Ant and Haley are back to dumb bitching again”
“What are they doing” “They’re dumb bitching, it’s fine, they’re actually best friends”

by stop taking the names I want September 29, 2020

mitchie bitchie

a queen king royal regal bitch who stalker fans the one and only Mitch mf Rowland (yeah he's kinda underground but fr listen to him)
he's on this really indie but freaky song called 'She' u prolly haven't heard it but go listen to it rn bitch

omg mitchie bitchie is THE shit like they own me rn look how powerful they are frr I'm scared quaking in my tiddies

by stoptakingthecooldns October 20, 2020

Backdoor Bitching

Talking smack behind peoples back.

"YO, Just talk it through so we can get rid of all that backdoor bitching"

by AJ-DK404 March 8, 2021

toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention

He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours

by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021

Pimp Bitchin'

When something is Awesome or Cool.

Person #1: "Have you seen my new car?"
Person #2: "Yeah bro, it's Pimp Bitchin'"

by Daada420 July 13, 2021