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blow job

A sexual act in which a female organism inserts an active male reproductive organ into her oral cavity and using the muscles in her oral cavity to manipulate the nerves in the male reproductive organ until a point where the nerves send signals to the epididymous to release male reproductive cells and other male reproductive secretions through the vas defers. by a series of contractions until the fully nutrient enhanced male reproductive material, or semen, is ejaculated into the oral cavity of the female organism. The female organism then swallows/consumes the male reproductive material and then the male organism looses interest in the female organism.
The girl gave the guy a blow job because she wanted to pleasure the guy.
by CrashCarson October 27, 2011
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Blow job

When you shove your dick in someone's mouth
Man:want a blow job
Women:yes
by Aidanasskicker November 11, 2018
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Blow Job

One painful step for girl, one giant, satisfied leap for mankind.
Eve gave Adam a blow job and, well, here we are.
by clue clay July 31, 2011
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blow buddy

Noun: male heteroflexible sex partner that engages in fellatio"
"Most nights I work out at the gym with my blow buddy Joe."
by Sohot4u January 20, 2008
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Blow Job Blintz

Kinky sex position wrapping your penis up in a blintz and serving with sugar and syrup for the best blow job of your life.
After Suzie gave my that terrific blow job blintz, we haven't spoken to each other very much
by Faggalicious 2 January 15, 2011
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Blow Fairy

To have the sensation that, while sleeping, feels like someone is performing oral on you. You would swear up and down someone was actually doing it, but when you wake up, there's absolutely no mess leaving you to wonder if you got blown and the fairy cleaned/swallowed the mess.
"Dude, I swear to G** that I got a blow job last night, but there wasn't any cum anywhere."

"Oh, you must have been visited by the Blow Fairy."
by fval321 January 4, 2010
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[blow job handle bars]

when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.
dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!
by sexyazzbabe914 March 21, 2009
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