Alabama chunky beuford

A sex act where the woman vomits between her tits, followed by the man having some tittie sex. Replacement of vomit with feces results in the chili dog (see chili dog).

She gave me the Alabama chunky beuford...

by grenfellorama December 16, 2009

The Before Time

A phrase referring to the age of mankind before the advent of the internet and/or before advanced data mining, search engines and online resources (especially Google, Wikipedia, etc.) made information widely available and convenient; i.e. when people had to do research manually via libraries, card-catalogs, paper books and reference materials such a Encylcopaedia.

Also jokingly referred to as "the before time, the long long ago" referencing the cultural memes of Star Wars and the 64th episode of South Park.

Well son, in "the before time", finding out answers to questions was a lot more difficult, it could take hours or even days to research topics and had to be done by physically going to a local library!

by triple butt October 23, 2010

Milk before cereal

The way lunatics from New Jersey think is the proper cereal etiquette

"Did you hear that lunatic Cal-dog does milk before cereal?"

by Wolfpack614 October 29, 2022

bros before hoes

what your friend says when you both like the same girl, but he says you should both back off to save your friendship--then he sleeps with her.

He said "Bros before hoes," but he meant him before me.

by Bro Believer February 12, 2012

befoozled

Amazed beyond anticipated expectaions

Dude, that blind date last night totally befoozled me

by Michael Milano/Matt Roderick January 19, 2009

before the accident

A phrase uttered after saying something for which it fits, as judged by the speaker (usually it is said after mistakenly uttering a phrase that you know will come across as nostalgic in some way, often starting with the words "I used to..."). Alternatively, can be "BTA," "since the accident," or "STA." Usually accompanied by a stoic, nostalgic, headtilt when said in person.

I used to like Colbert... before the accident.

What's up with 3pac?
She's always been that way... since the accident.

by Belonky April 29, 2009

when i will make a definition of good charlotte without it getting deleted before it even comes on

It better be within a week.

The losers who keep destroying my definitions better stop now.

by dref said right June 7, 2004