Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.

She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

moose beef

Rachel moose beef labia flaps

Rachel's labia flaps resembled that of moose beef

by platinum cow May 26, 2019

girl beef

When a new female is introduced to a group of females and they are low key aggressive towards the newcomer

Me:“Conor mate, brought my new gf to the house and the girls are being well aggy”

Conor:”Girl beef innit”

by whywontitburn May 27, 2019

Eat beef

Suck my dick, fuck you

I don’t like the way your talking to me, eat beef.

by DBlockk021 August 13, 2019

WEINER BEEF

A phrase commonly used to identify nonsense; utter bullshit. Can also be used to describe cuckery.

“Wow, smells like wiener beef in here”
(Directed at a group of inferior males upon entering a room)
“Bro, this game is weiner beef”

by Pappihamslapper September 1, 2021

The Bedfellows

/T͟Hə ˈbedˌfelōws/

noun

1.
two people living together in a state of delusion and denial.

2.
a person living in a delusional relationship brought upon by society standards usually representing raw emotion or passion.

3.
a person existing in dangerous living conditions representing unconditional love.

verb
1.
the act of understanding the humour in contradiction and disregarding facts as opinion.
"he doesn't care whether anyone likes what he creates, he must be the bedfellows right now!"

exclamation
informal

Used to express excitement over an unfunny cartoon series.
"The Bedfellows! I have a strange boner right now, why did this happen?"

by TheBedfellows January 9, 2022

ground beef boy

a middle school boy who eats so much ground beef to get his “gains” and pull some bitches

“did you see the new kid?” “Yeah he’s a ground beef boy”

by Im_gay4u April 18, 2023