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Beardosexual

A descriptor for when a straight man is attracted to another man's beard.
Guy A: "Your beard is incredible and beautiful, I just want to run my fingers through it.."
Guy B: "What the hell man I didn't know you were gay."
Guy A: "I'm not, I'm beardosexual."
by AjAj November 11, 2013
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beard flavor saver

a result of a male with some form of facial hair performing oral sex on a female which then infuses pussy juice with facial hair.
Each one of those fellers from ZZ Top has HUGE beard flavor saver.
by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016
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bearded mermaid

A group of friends who vacation together to island tropical destinations.
The Bearded Mermaids cruise the Caribbean in search of paradise.
by Shebix July 16, 2017
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Beardfish

when a man appears to be handsome while he's wearing a full beard, but once he shaves it, he actually looks unattractive and maybe even malnourished.
Friend 1: What happened to that guy you were dating?
Friend 2: He was a damn beardfish. When he shaved his beard he looked like a raw, unbattered chicken wing.
Friend 1: Eww.
by Candi108 September 6, 2018
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Nose Beard

Dude, trim your mustache, it's like a frickin' nose beard or something.
by f.zappa March 19, 2009
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Skin Beard

An other term for a scrotum.
Dude, check out this gay porn...There's a guy that's contact juggling a black man's skin beard...
by Dracotic September 26, 2010
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Apple beard

A bulbous like forming and upkeep of a beard just on the ball of the chin. Round and plump.
Man, did you see Chris' apple beard? He's been growing that thing for weeks now, no water required!
by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011
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