Hot Air Balloon

Sex act during which one is giving a blowjob whilst putting a blow dryer in their partner's ass, alternating from hot to cold.

Guy #1: Aw man, that chick gave me the sickest Hot Air Balloon, last night.
Guy #2: What's a Hot Air Balloon.
Guy #1: Urban Dictionary, that shit, hombre.

by HotAirBalloon October 2, 2009

Miss Ballooniverse

An eating contest for fat people. Mainly reserved for females but can include some males as well.

To enter you must be over 200-250 pounds and love to eat constantly. Also never get any physical activity and remain a fat disgusting blob for your lifetime.

This year's Miss Ballooniverse is known as Twisted Elegance. Also called Autumn. Congratulations fatso.

by SalvatoreVitale Fat Lisp December 24, 2008

balloons

people on social networking sites such as facebook who take part in using words like lmao or lol or making smiley faces out of puntuality such as full stops brackets forward slashes ect ect also people who change thier relationship stauts 4 times a week so all the balloons can make vomitle statements on the subject this is originates from myself in liverpool csayle

βέссί - ЈάηЄ №яяϊ§ ™ ►³♀°゜ﻬ・*.｡•●•☼๑¸♠¸.•♣´¯`•°۩*｡.あ*.:۞｡*ﾟ’ﾟ･

( LMAO, LOL, BBE) letter gripe

(LMAO)

(lol) fine the cunt

(brb) be right back apparently NO NO NO

NEW FIRM OF BALLOONS ON THE SCENE!!!!!!
people lads included i shud add r making stupid lil smiley faces outa full stops n shit wats goin on......?(ilmao brb lol omg woop woop (the lot top balloon smiley face maker)

(pml) pissing myself laughing "allegedly" nooooo
βέссί - ЈάηЄ №яяϊ§ ™ ►³♀°゜ﻬ・*.｡•●•☼๑¸♠¸.•♣´¯`•°۩*｡.あ*.:۞｡*ﾟ’ﾟ･†ஐ◄

by csayle84 aka timmy June 30, 2009

balloon knot

the asshole

I'd like spread her cheeks and tickle her balloon knot

by eric the red September 29, 2003

balloon fart

you know when you blow up a balloon and then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long squealing shriek? Some people can do this with their butt!!

bruce did the biggest balloon fart i ever seen!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

balloon

1. An idiot
2. Something that is large, massive or enormous.

1. Why is that twat trying to fuck that road cone?? Cos he's a fuckin balloon thats why.

2. I just scored a nice bag o skulli offa my man. Theres a fuckin balloon amont i'm tellin ya!

by toastface September 1, 2005

Balloon Knot

Anus, Browneye, Cornhole, Dirty Spider,
Turd Cutter.

Yo, I busted out her balloon knot last night Dog.

by KELSY January 8, 2004