Barbie Crotch

When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.

"Girl the guy I hooked up with had a Barbie crotch like it was so small!"

by riggamorrris July 31, 2017

barbie crotch

When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.

I'm surprised that Barbie crotch is not a more popular porn fetish.

by q359 July 24, 2023

barbie roy

A wife who is acting foolishly while simultaneously talking too much

1. You are being a barbie roy right now

by Therealken1972 January 20, 2022

barbie fish

A very pretty girl that is perfect like a barbie and she loves the ocean/water so she is like a fish. Kind of like a flawless beach girl.

him- "Bro did you see Natalie today? She is a total barbie fish"

by barbie fish July 15, 2017

Barbie Arms

When someone’s arm dimensions are the same width ad shape at the wrist through to the shoulder

Hey barbie arms , do you want a hand carrying that?

by Gangus Karn March 06, 2018

Barbie Arm

The opposite of having a baby arm. An extremely small pernis.

I was hoping he'd have a baby arm, upon further inspection I realized it was a barbie arm instead.

by Joe Biden barbie arm April 07, 2023

barbie barbie

A formerly beautiful and successful woman that has aged badly and lost everything she had. Many are homeless drug addicts or alcoholics.
A has-been.

Did you see that Barbie Barbie walking down the road? It's sad to see an old lady with nothing. I bet back in the day she was so beautiful she had it all .
She is hot now but she's gonna be a Barbie Barbie in ten years if she don't quit hittin' that pipe.

by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS January 26, 2018