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Curse of Athena

The deceptive effect where a girl looks good from far away and then you get closer and it turns out she does not. Derived from Athens, GA where the curse is particularly abundant.
Me: Man that girl is hot.
Brad: Yeah. Lets see what she is doing later.
Me: Ummm lets not. It seems that the curse of athena has struck again.
by shmatt2 October 20, 2010
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athlete's ass

Applies to runners. People who get diarrhea while they're out running for exercise.
"Yeah, I was up this morning running my normal 5 miles, when I started to get Athlete's Ass. I thought I could hold it, but it just burst out and started to run down my leg."
by Anonymous September 4, 2003
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Atheist

1. Someone who isn't afraid of the concept that there might not be a life after death.

2. Someone who does not bow down to a deity that constantly threatens to burn you alive for not believing in a certain way after said deity created you to believe in an alternate way.

3. Someone who, throughout history, has been the source of ridicule and offensiveness. However, when said atheist ridicules a christian, jew, or muslim they are labeled as offensive and blasphemous.
Christian #1: Hey look it's John the Atheist, let's go make fun of him.

Christian #2: Nah, let's convert him instead.
by eggster215 December 29, 2010
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Atheist

Someone who does not subscribe to any religions and does not believe in any gods or deities.

Strong atheism: Makes a claim that no gods exist.

Weak atheism: Does not make any claim about the existance of gods. Does not believe in gods because there is no evidence for them.
"Hey do you want to go to my church this Sunday?"
"No I am an atheist"

Do you believe in god?

Strong atheist: No, gods are just fairy tales created by man.

Weak atheist: No, there is no evidence for me to justify such a beleif with.
by charlesas April 5, 2010
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athan

Something you can end to the end of anybody's single syllable name to make it better.
Timothan, Georgeathan, Bobathan, Janeathan.

You see where I'm going with this
by NerdandHost December 30, 2012
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athlete's cock

when a penis is so chapped from wearing a gurdle and from penis exposure to cold air, it becomes extremely dry and skin cracks, it also contains extreme pain and vaseline will help, but add to the pain. DO NOT attempt to jack off or there will be extreme consiquences
dude john got athlete's cock and he tried to jack off, now his dick is raw
by The Health Inspector September 26, 2006
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natural athlete

Individual born with outstanding athletic and sexual skills. While others may have to work hard to excel on the athletic field and in the bedroom, natural athletes will achieve great things without practicing or expending much effort.
"Gary is ...not a natural athlete."

"At first glance my partner may appear to be a lowly gizz-mopper, but I can assure you he is a well-endowed natural athlete."
by NVA Barry April 9, 2006
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