AND a banana

something to be said when there is adsolutely nothing else to be said

Guy 1:-quite-

Guy 2:-quite-

Guy 3:AND a banana

by future mis.joker August 20, 2010

Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants

An exclamation of an abundance of excitement.

"Not only is there a killer party this weekend, but our Google AdSense account just paid us $1,000 for doing nothing!"
"Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants!"

by DougCo December 24, 2007

backstack and a half

a girl who has a big ass, almost big enough for two.

a favorite among buttlovers

Damn girl! you got a backstack and a half,

by snapcrackle February 4, 2009

Shot and a half

To describe an above average, or impressive shot or throw.
Note: The 'a' is often omitted in some accents or dialects leaving the phrase 'Shot and Half'

*Christiano Ronaldo scores a great free-kick*

John: "Did you see that?"
Peter: "Yeah mate, that was a shot and a half'

by Factory_Boy December 1, 2009

2 and a Half-some

You and a friend discover someone passed out and take advantage of the opportunity before she wakes up.

Me and Jenny were going to find a nice spot on the beach all to ourselves, but we found a girl passed out in the sand. Best "2 and a Half-some" ever.

by PistachioPelicanFace July 5, 2010

5 and a half

Raising both of your middle fingers is 11. Half of 11 is five and a half (i.e. one middle finger)

My boss's ignorance is killing me. When he asked me how long the task will take, I gave him a 5 and a half.

by Futon03 November 7, 2017

two wheels and a bag

A person confiend to a wheelchair with a calostomy bag because most of his digestive system and lower spine was destroyed by a 40 cal bullet.

See also:

slow carlos

Thats what happens when you try to kill a cop...You get two wheels and a bag!

by malcontent February 6, 2004