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A person confiend to a wheelchair with a calostomy bag because most of his digestive system and lower spine was destroyed by a 40 cal bullet.

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Thats what happens when you try to kill a cop...You get two wheels and a bag!
by malcontent February 06, 2004
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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