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A person confiend to a wheelchair with a calostomy bag because most of his digestive system and lower spine was destroyed by a 40 cal bullet.

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slow carlos
Thats what happens when you try to kill a cop...You get two wheels and a bag!
by malcontent February 06, 2004
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