aftergasm

the semen that comes out of the penis shortly after ejaculation occurs.

dammit! i thought i got it all but i forgot about the aftergasm! now my boxers are wet. fuck.

by johann 'tits' mcgee November 3, 2008

after-fart

It's the stinky farts that you do after taking a massive shit.

It's analogous to after birth. When she pops out the baby all this spooge comes sploshing out.

After taking a massive shit, you will be farting about ten minutes later and they are nasty as after-birth.

I just came from the crapper and dropped a raunchy after-fart on my friends at the gym.

by The Master Gasser November 20, 2009

The Day After Tomorrow

Good book by Allan Folsom (not about global warming)

Man you read The Day After Tomorrow

Yeah, that book is the shit, its got everything

by Joe99008 August 4, 2006

Alternative

Alternative is a genre of music that emerged in the late 70s/early 80s and became popular in the 90s. The term "alternative" was coined in the 80s to discribe punk influenced, but hard to label college and or indie rock bands such as Violent Femmes, or The Pixies. Alternative became popular in the early 90s when bands such as Nirvana, Pearl Jam, The Smashing Pumpkins, and Red Hot Chili Pepperswhere discovered by the mainstream music industry and MTV (witch played music at the time.)

Alternative is NOT: pop rock bands such as fall Out Boy simple Plan, Metro Station, Panic At the Disco or Paramore. Those bands lack the origanal content and creativeity that real alternative bands have.

11 year old girl: so what kind of music do you like?

Me: mostly alternative

11 year old girl: OMG ME TOOO!!!!11 I LEIK FALL OUT BOY AND SIMPLE PLAN AND METRO STATION!!11

Me:umm, i whouldn't call that alternative.

11 year old girl: well what alternative music do you like then?

me: Radiohead, Nirvana, R.E.M, The Pixies, Violent Femmes,Pearl Jam, etc.

11 year old: EWW WHATS NIRVANA WHO R THEY I LIKE FALL OUT BOY BETTER THEY ARE CUTER NIRVANA R POUSURS!!11

by Polexia January 20, 2009

alternagay

Alternative gay. The homosexual version of an indie kid

Where do the alternagays hang out in London?

Oh, you want to visit Popstarz or Retro or something.

by Owen Blacker August 6, 2006

alternative facts

Bullshit.

Grant was caught having sex with his wife's best friend. And there was smoking-gun proof: a sex-tape made by a private investigator hired to check up on him. But Kellyanne says she can get him off. She's gonna present his wife with some alternative facts.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 30, 2017

After SEX

Two words. Not one. Like, two is better than one when it comes to these words. Not however in the bedroom. Why share? I mean, who gets the "after sex" first? Me or her? You only need one. It's all you can handle. Katy Perry could tell you either way. Smile.

After Sex. Now what? I mean, nothing in this world is better than this feeling. Well maybe just maybe one word is better than two. SEX.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014