A complete Bitch but nevertheless the life of every party and always the one to pass out first. Although her butt and boobs are nonexistent she is for some strange reason considered hot by very few and beautiful by very many (For some strange reason) Extremely insecure, but never too shy to give you her heart. Extremely emotional.caring and probably gonna be a good mother.
Sorry if this offends anyone but it is an accurate representation of myself, I am an Abbi. O_o
Sorry if this offends anyone but it is an accurate representation of myself, I am an Abbi. O_o
Person 1: Have u seen Abbi today?
Person 2: Yeah, she looks hot in that dress
Person 1: Nahhhh, her tits don't exist and she flat as a pole
Person 2: Yeah, she looks hot in that dress
Person 1: Nahhhh, her tits don't exist and she flat as a pole
by FuckUWhoeverAlreadyPickedGoat December 14, 2018
Get the Abbi mug.Ben Abbots is a disease suffered by the students of Chipping Norton school, mostly seen in the 6th form, it can materialize as a rash or spots, and can take many years to be free of the disease, sometimes you are stuck with the disease forever,
some people will also suffer from Luke Davies disease at the same time, as both disease can simultaneously infect the body through the ear, suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies disease at the same time can lead to diarrhoea, constipation and possible spleen failure.
Ben Abbots disease can be treated with antibiotics or more commonly with the herbal patch "tashorheo" which can be purchased from most pharmacies.
When suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Daives disease it can be much harder to become free of the disease, it usually takes at least 1500ml of diet coke every day for 8 months along with 40kg of pringles a month along side a spoon full of sugar,
side effects to Ben Abbots disease and the Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies Disease combination include an uncontrollable need to shout out random banter, describe visually sexual acts with surrounding peoples mothers and the compulsive need to put your hand in peoples faces and Shout "Face"
some people will also suffer from Luke Davies disease at the same time, as both disease can simultaneously infect the body through the ear, suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies disease at the same time can lead to diarrhoea, constipation and possible spleen failure.
Ben Abbots disease can be treated with antibiotics or more commonly with the herbal patch "tashorheo" which can be purchased from most pharmacies.
When suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Daives disease it can be much harder to become free of the disease, it usually takes at least 1500ml of diet coke every day for 8 months along with 40kg of pringles a month along side a spoon full of sugar,
side effects to Ben Abbots disease and the Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies Disease combination include an uncontrollable need to shout out random banter, describe visually sexual acts with surrounding peoples mothers and the compulsive need to put your hand in peoples faces and Shout "Face"
Me and Natasha both contracted Ben Abbots Disease It was very painful. Alice caught Ben Abbots Disease, she still has not recovered
by Joe Drinkwaters April 22, 2008
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by Nicoxman8 September 23, 2015
Get the An abbreviation mug.the name for a comment said with an air of narcissism
*does not have to be called abby comment. feel free to insert other names
*does not have to be called abby comment. feel free to insert other names
example "oh my gosh i got a 101 on that test. i am a genius"
or, what is said by someone NOT making an abby comment
"and so then he said i was pretty. oh crap was that an abby comment?"
or, what is said by someone NOT making an abby comment
"and so then he said i was pretty. oh crap was that an abby comment?"
by something_witty February 21, 2009
Get the abby comment mug.To juggle multiple females at a time without confrontation from one another. In order to be consider Abbotting you must not be caught by one of the females you are juggling.
Having different girls come over every night without a conflict between two of those girls would be considered Abbotting.
by koboxer25 October 6, 2010
Get the Abbotting mug.Brain disorder that interprets insults as compliments. May also interpret compliments as insults, but this has never been tried. Associated with extreme neediness and desperation for attention, this disease affects exactly one student per high school class. This student is often known simply as 'bitch' or 'go away,' but does not, in fact, go away or stop bitching. Extreme cases are known to reward insults with candy and/or baked goods.
Girl: Check out my new nose piercing! It's a stick-on!
Boy: That's retarded.
Girl! Thanks! Have a cookie!
Boy: Such an abbitan... (still accepts cookie)
Boy: That's retarded.
Girl! Thanks! Have a cookie!
Boy: Such an abbitan... (still accepts cookie)
by Very Gay Cake June 19, 2008
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