teen

A word invented by pedophiles to justify their lustful desires.

I can finally have my way with her/him now that he/she is a teen.

by AceLeRoux September 11, 2021

Teens

People who abbreviate words so much anyone over the age of 30 will be very confused.

Mother: Did you text grandpa to meet us at the bookshop? I know how you teens are.
Teenager: Yes
Grandpa: “on an airplane”

by Greys Anatomy Life February 12, 2022

closet teen

A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.

The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.

by insideout1 December 12, 2012

Teen

Normally of the color purple and pink when on a poster or writing. An individual who behaves with rude attitude and with an inclination to rebel against the older, wiser community. When in trouble, they turn into their over-protective parents or Snapchat and are likely to have a pj party with their girls, equipped with flashlights and maybe a hidden bottle of champaign. The party involves crying, pillow fighting, getting "drunk", and dancing with each other and maybe some potential licking.

Yo man, ya boy/wing man Ryan from The Ranch. Good meeting you tonight sir. How'd it go? I ended up being cock-blocked by a bunch of teens. Let me know when you roll out next.

by kingpablo May 7, 2018

Teen Programmer

Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.

Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"

by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020

teen brain

Teen brains are the kind of brain that you once had during the onset of puberty until as late as your 20th birthday. This kind of brain makes the newly sexually active teen seek emotionally charged activities, thus increasing risk-taking behavior. Furthermore, MRI devices has also revealed that while the adults were using their prefrontal cortex to understand the expressions, teens were using their amygdala. The amygdala is responsible for inducing emotions and impulses, not logic and rational reasoning. In conclusion, while it is true that the size of our brains doesn’t change much beyond our 6th birthday, its under-the-hood workings are not done developing until the age of 25.

During my teen years, my brain was all about impulse and emotion; I often made decisions based on how I felt instead of thinking them through—classic teen brain behavior!

by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025

terrible teens

The phase teens go through when they are absolutely awful to be around. Eye-rolling, door-slamming, "I hate you," and "You're so stupid," are all symptoms of this untreatable disease.

Oh please, you're just going through your terrible teens. Years from now, after years of intensive therapy, you'll realize I was the best parent I could be.

by chateaudebelves September 20, 2016