1. (noun) One who kills the flex.
The Flex Killer, most often a female, kills the flex of surrounding individuals by eliminating any shred of happiness or joy present.
By sucking the life out of every enjoyable situation, the Flex Killer quickly becomes a widely feared and hated phenomenon.
They can be spotted most frequently at social events, geographic locations and even government-funded institutions (i.e. Prom, Wasaga Beach, Thornlea Secondary School, or in the general Thornhill region). This makes the Flex Killer a truly dangerous individual, and one to be avoided at all costs.
The Flex Killer, most often a female, kills the flex of surrounding individuals by eliminating any shred of happiness or joy present.
By sucking the life out of every enjoyable situation, the Flex Killer quickly becomes a widely feared and hated phenomenon.
They can be spotted most frequently at social events, geographic locations and even government-funded institutions (i.e. Prom, Wasaga Beach, Thornlea Secondary School, or in the general Thornhill region). This makes the Flex Killer a truly dangerous individual, and one to be avoided at all costs.
*Individuals gathered around enjoying the flex*
Enter: Flex Killer
QUE - Mayhem, chaos, mass suicides, abortions, diarrhea, syphilis, and general flex-killage
Enter: Flex Killer
QUE - Mayhem, chaos, mass suicides, abortions, diarrhea, syphilis, and general flex-killage
by TheLastPersonToEverKillTheFlex November 13, 2011
Get the Flex Killermug. A killer Waffle is a massive penis; either physically, or as an insult/descriptive word of one' personality. Often similar to the blue waffle slang.
"Omg, Becky, did you see his killer Waffle?"
OR
"You don't have to be a killer Waffle all the time, y'know."
OR
"You don't have to be a killer Waffle all the time, y'know."
by Iceberg Lettuce June 17, 2017
Get the Killer Wafflemug. Dangerous, secretive sect of heroes and bodybuilders whose activities are unknown. People love to hate them and hate to love them. Their only known gathering place is L.A.I.R., which is rumored to be a fortress 2 miles in the air.
by dgray@cia.gov December 24, 2008
Get the Puppy Killersmug. by The Killer Succ January 11, 2017
Get the killer succmug. by Cool man69 February 23, 2021
Get the Asian killermug. Phrase used to describe a truly massive turd left in the toilet that was deliberately not flushed. This is due to the creator’s desired to leave a shocking display, much in the manner a serial killer exhibits his victim’s remains in a similarly shocking display. Notable examples would include the Manson Family, the Hillside Stranglers and the Gainesville Ripper.
by JohnnyCNote January 8, 2023
Get the Serial Killermug. any man originally from the cespool also known as New York City who makes $95 million dollar real estate deals by day and refuses to put moves on any women by night. The Game Killer has been known to end dates with an in-depth discussion of economics and politics followed by an awkward silence.
The Game Killer drove all the way to Chicago to meet a girl that wanted to ride him but instead he was content to just give her a ride back to the suburbs in his car.
by Cooati December 6, 2006
Get the Game Killermug.