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wanking for a spanking

1. It's a very sad and sorry situation, scenario and practice by some realty sick boys. Ninny boys who are into S & M are jacking off while reading those 'mash notes' from their dominator bitches and get turned on while thinking about the 'discipline' they'll get next time they meet their favorite whore, they are wanking while thinking about the spankings they are gonna get.

2. When somebody is being a glutton for punishment. Kind of like 'cruising for a bruising'. ASKING for trouble.
1. Donald Treason tRump has shown the world in so many ways what an SMF he is. He talks incestuous lust about his daughter and there are pictures of the two together that would make a dog upchuck. He rapes, and has been convicted of it. He talks pervert trash ('the younger, the better'). He brags about 'grabbing em by the pussy'. He is an egotistical Caligula by every definition and description of that grossly deviant Roman emperor. And the stripper whore Stormy Daniels spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' about swatting his ass. il Douche Donald is a spankee boy. Shiiiiiiii-yiiiiiiiiitttttt, he's wanking for a spanking! DAMN!!!

2. Jeffrey is reading those stupid BDSM books and watching that Rihanna video again, he's wanking for a spanking!

3. Rikki is being a spoiled diva prima donna again. She's just wanking for a spanking to put her in her place! She's a big disgrace.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 22, 2023
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spank a peach

when u cum in a niggas booty hole
spank it with a latex cloth
can only be used in december
i hate tori so much i wanna spank a peach
-Riley
by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016
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spank wangler

Male who is envied by both sexes and is renound as an amazingly athletic lover, men wanna be him, women wanna do him!!
Jane - gosh look at him he's buff
Bunny - I did him, couldn't walk for a week, ee's a right Spank Wangler!!
George - I'ed do him!!!
by Spank Wangler March 16, 2008
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Wank n' spank

is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.

For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
When I'm horny it is tempting to go wank n' spank.
by Bill Beef July 3, 2025
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Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.
by Skibidi D June 21, 2024
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nettle spanked

The act of being whipped with nettles to derive sexual pleasure while holding hands with a mutual friend
Gary likes when his mutual friend big Debrah nettle spanks him.

Did you hear big Debrah nettle spanked Gary last night?
by Icebergtip July 8, 2023
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Daily Spanking Moments

The Youtube channel 'Daily Warzone Moments' if it was dedicated to spanking!
Jack, Daily Spanking Moments just uploaded and... and... JACK, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
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