A very unattractive person who can not get a girlfriend to save his life. His friends hate him and tell him to kill himself all the time. But even after all of that he still hangs out with them...
by Daddys_boy6969 July 15, 2016
Get the Parker Redlonmug. A sexy girl who has no friends
by Litfamokay September 20, 2016
Get the Jessica parkermug. Parker is a Very kind and caring guy he usually has blonde or dirty blonde hair he is a very good boyfriend he usually likes girls with blonde hair and There name Starts with a M, Parker is a very smart person and he is usually very aethletic he plays football, Basketball , soccer ,and Baseball. He is very good with kids. He is very very loyal to his significant other he also might seem tough but is really a big baby
by BURNT toastTTttTtT November 25, 2021
Get the Parkermug. Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2025
Get the Mason Parker Esquiremug. Parkers are usually friendly on the outside and act cool around new people, but as you get to know them they start to show how much of an ass they can be. Parkers can be a very toxic partner, or a really nice one, but its more often than not that they arent good.
by TheOneTrueKingUnderTheMountain October 13, 2022
Get the Parkermug. by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023
Get the Parker Flastermug. by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Parkermug.