sphincter dust

Crusty and dried on shit on your butt cheeks resulting from shitting in the middle of the night, and passing out on the toilet before being able to wipe your ass.

I passed out on the toilet last night and woke up with my ass cheeks covered in sphincter dust.

I need to take a shower to wash off this sphincter dust from last night.

by Wordstylez November 20, 2020

Splurt Dessert

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.

“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”

by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Specil

The same as SPECIAL but more HYPERLINK BLOCKED.

WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT MY 3 for One Specil!

by i just morbed March 2, 2022

spectral fathom

1. The depth of a condition that is not limited to a specific set of values but can vary across a continuum.
2. The profound truth of a metaphysical manifestation.

The spectral fathom of a fractal demonstrates the connection between all things.

by Aethertigris April 5, 2023

grave spoon

Slang for a shovel, used for digging up graves. Good for the typical gravedigger looking to mung.

"Hey want to go to the graveyard for some munging? I'll bring the grave spoon and we'll dig a corpse out."

by ZombieParish99 June 14, 2016

daff spaff

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern

damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff

by _wha_ March 22, 2021

Landlord Special

Half-assed repairs and maintenance by landlords to save money such as painting over electrical outlets and dead insects instead of hiring a cleaner and then a painter.

We had to evacuate the building and are living on the street. The building was condemned. The electrical work in the building was a Landlord Special.

by Lightning Princess March 16, 2023