neuron-free zone

A complete idiot. Someone without a brain cell to their name.

It's only to be expected that Dicky let Leo crash out in his pad after Leo had stolen stuff from everyone else he'd stayed with. So what if Dicky was warned about it in advance? He's a neuron-free zone.

by Fearman August 10, 2007

B.O.zone layer

The area around a manky, sweaty, or otherwise unwashed individual, in which his or her rank body odour can be inhaled by another person. The individual is usually blissfully unaware of his own stench and will often remain so, even if told. It is best to remain outside of this B.O.zone layer, as it is known to be toxic and even corrosive in some cases. Contact with a B.O.zone layer should be treated as soon as possible with soap, deodorant or anything that smells stronger than the vile fumes of the B.O. itself.

Person 1: "Woah! Dude, I just got a strong blast of David's B.O.!"

Person 2: "Yeah, he has a huge B.O.zone layer, so you have to stay a good distance away when you're talking to him.

by Nile the sociopath March 31, 2011

friend with benefits zoned

A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.

Josh thought Linda loved him but in reality she friend with benefits zoned him.

by Lumlotus June 9, 2018

No Fly Zone

A topic to be avoided when in conversation because if you bring it up it triggers a very negative response or no response.

Husband to wife: Every time I bring up politics, finances, or current social issues you become irrational and emotional and say you can't talk about it. I feel like there are too many no fly zones!

by Shamebow May 12, 2018

The friend zone

When you get rejected and they only want to be friends. That's doesn't mean they think you are too nice :)

You: hey I like you. Wanna go on a date?
Her/him: no sorry. We can be friends tho
You have been put in the friend zone

by Hi im smarter than you jk May 5, 2020

Friend Zone

The state of being denied relationship status because the other considers you a "Friend they don't want to lose". This more commonly affects men, as women get too into the friendship to consider the other in a sexual or romantic way. Men are more likely to stick it out and try and get into her pants and/or heart. Most women do it unconsciously, they like the person so much they don't want risk losing the friendship. They would also say they don't want to lose the friend as an attempt to soften the rejection.

James: "Hey I really like you, so do you want to go see a movie or something."
Mary: "I would really like that, except you're such a good friend that I can't think of you like that."
James: 'Inside of his head' "Damn, not the friend zone."

by TheJohnMonster December 18, 2012

Friend Zone

Basically where a man ends up when a girl finds out that she can make him his "boy friend" without having sex or other equally gratifying contact with him. It's an especially bad place for the guy, because it means that he's in for relentless crying and bitching and suffering when she's in-between boyfriends. In other words, you're the first person she goes to when she needs a cry and a bitch, but the last person she'd actually date or have sex with. If she asks you how to get a man, knowing you like her, then just shoot yourself right then, or move on.

Brody: So, what did she say?

Kyle: She said that "You're too good a friend for me to date you..." then later asked "Why can't I get a guy?"

Brody: Dude, you're in the friend zone. Look up urbandictionary.com and askmen.com so that this emotional castration doesn't happen to you again! XD

by Aakino April 1, 2009