Tabloid Watch

A blog that analyses select stories mainly found in the Daily Mail and sometimes the Daily Express. The Sun and even the Daily Star. The writer will pick an article and pick it to pieces showing that is it not the paragon of journalism the newspaper claims it is but is in fact a load of scaremongering bollocks to keep people in a permanent state of 'fury'.

I've just read an entry on Tabloid Watch that picks apart the article that claimed that ALL British jobs have gone to immigrants and shown it to be utter rubbish backed up by figures and information collected from a variety of reliable sources.

by SLVA January 23, 2011

YouTube Watcher Syndrome

The disease acquired from watching wayyy to much YouTube. This disease is very contagious as friends pass on there addiction to other friends. Symptoms include: Ditching guys night for a Tyler Oakley double upload, waiting until 3 6 and 8 pm for your favorite youtubers videos.

This disease is NOT when someone likes a YouTuber and sees one of their vids is up and casually clicks.

Hey Richie, I used to think you could never watch enough youtube but now that Derrick has YouTube Watcher Syndrome, I might stop all together.

Dude you ready to hang out tonight?
Nah i've gotta watch CaptainSparklz new MC vid tonight sorry.

by Koala in pajamas March 1, 2015

bro-watch

The act of watching a previously recorded movie, TV show or sporting event with your friends when you each remain in your own homes and synchronize your DVDs to play simultaneously.

Simon: Are you going over to Nick's place to watch last night's game with him?
John: Nah, we both recorded it, I'm gonna stay home and we're gonna bro-watch it.

by Ike Stockton July 20, 2015

Smart Watch Buddies

Friends who own smart watches and constantly hold it above everyone else that is not a smart watch buddy.

Arron and Casey recently got smart watches and are now calling themselves smart watch buddies.

by Fuck niggers June 18, 2016

Boy Watcher

Boy watcher can be defined across the gender world, as one who enjoys watching people in particular good looking men or "boys".

Wow look at that chick staring at us- what a f'ing boy watcher!

by Gaunche1 September 22, 2016

Toffee watch

A term to describe a disabled person who likes to suck violently on their wrist as if it tasted like a sweet delicacy.

''Wow that cripple is really going to town sucking their wrist!

Must be wearing one of those toffee watches"

by Scarse690 June 27, 2017

Doze Watching

Listening to a movie, or TV show , while dozing yet paying just enough attention to know what is going on.

1. John had just eaten a full meal and sat down to watch a movie but ended up doze watching it.
2. Christopher's wife is often amazed that he knows what is going on in movies when he is doze watching.

by Pepperw2 May 29, 2018