denzel washington

The greatest actor ever to walk on the face of the earth. Sometimes refered to as "the zel" because he pwns that much ass in his movies, that he can have his own nickname. I wouldnt be the least bit surprized if the zel was actually god or the mesiah that the jews have been looking for. He even did a queer nickolodian commericial and made it greatness. If you disagree with me then you are retarded, AND THE ZEL WILL SMITE YOU WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ACTING SKILLS BITCH!

My friend:dude im gonna get fucking LAIED tonite
Me: Denzel Washington has a new movie out
My friend: ZOMG!! im going to tell mirah carey right infront of her TITS that im going to see the new zel movie!!
Me: your right the zel owns mariah carey

by slizzamin samuel September 17, 2008

Dish Washing

That act of a female performing oral sex on a male for money.

Jim: Where did Jessica get all that money?
Tom: I heard she has been dish washing Steve and Eric.
Jim: Really? How much does she charge?

by Teddy V January 7, 2008

Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan

Can be a variation of things starting with:
masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done

Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"

by DJ21 December 9, 2008

Washington & Lee University

A school in Lexington Virginia that owns its place in the record books as 8th wonder of the world, "Geographically, the only hole above ground." This is a private rich-kids school for gay guys who would get beat up if they went to Hampden-Sydney, and girls who still think pearl necklaces are cool.

Man1: So, where are you goin to college?
Man2: W&L
Man1: Dude, I never knew you were gay.

by HSC94FTBL08 November 4, 2004

Eastern Washington University

A college where one goes to get rammed in the ass several times a day. When necessary, bukakke will also be awarded. Full of frat-tastic douche bags and wiggers. All males are dumbasses, while only a select few of the females are intelligent and sexy. The majority of the girls are dumb though. Most do not care about education, and are too stupid to go to a real college anyway. Much more like a large community college, rather than a university.

Guy 1: Why are you so damn stupid?
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.

"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."

by pubefloss33 June 3, 2009

Washington State

home of the stoners, gays and serial killers. it's pretty great. it's very liberal. it also has pretty forests if you ignore the crackheads, homeless people, hookers, rednecks and garbage. the only good things about Washington are the gays. we run everything. but also the weed is cheap and it's everywhere

where do you live?
Washington.
d.c that's so cool!
no you dipshit, Washington state
oh, home of the gays and serial killers
also great weed
yeah

by s u c c u l e n t November 10, 2019

Worship and Prayer

When you need a family friendly explanation for when someone asks you what WAP stands for

I’m going to go Worship and Prayer

by Last Ninja Gaming November 24, 2020