Windows

A highly effective virus that spread itself by the using of instalations, saved in licensed Compact Discs, mostly instaled in the drive C:, no antivirus is available at the moment, but the method of formatting works very well.

approximately 70% of the population have infected computers with this virus... and counting...

fook !! my pc has windows xp !!!!!!!!

by zxkry December 7, 2003

Windows

1. Holes in a automobile or house that are covered with glass so one can see through withought the elements entering.
2. An OS made by Microsoft, quite likely the most annoying program ever, with all of the errors that it cant fix and anoying tech support people in India.

Windows 98 bootup disk... bootup fail...error...ATAPI drive 1 drivers not found...

Wow and I need an OS to install linux.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 21, 2006

window shopping

1. Looking at products you do not intend to buy
2. A person who is involved with a signifigant other causually admiring another person's body.

1. "It's too expensive here, but I love window shopping."
2. "Jason wasn't intersted in that girl passing by, he has a girlfriend. Sometimes he just likes to window shopping"

by SwtMsT May 17, 2006

Windows ME

A Veriation of windows 98 without Dos.

An Abomination that even microsoft wont acknowledge exists.

Windows ME? what are you stupid?

by theJackal July 28, 2004

Window Licking Retard

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.

Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!

by Jon (943) August 1, 2008

To the Window, to the Wall

What is quickly becoming the most sampled line in pop music.

Originated in Lil' Jon's 2003 hit 'Get Low," this line has been sampled in at least one top 40 hit every year since then.

To the window, to the wall,
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all these bitches crawl

by generic-name August 25, 2011

windoes

Usually a term used in place of the popular "windows", namely by people who prefer other operating systems, but have have some kind of way to use certain windoes only programs.

"Oh noes, I had to install windoes."

by Stoove November 12, 2006