Making Waffles

meaning to mastrubate
or pleasure oneself sexually

ew shane stop making waffles in the bathroom

by nicholas luciano August 29, 2005

waffle fucker

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.

stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker

by the_real_ash1093 June 13, 2018

urinal waffle

When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.

Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes

by Doggledoo December 4, 2020

Thot waffle

A cunt that wants to act like a bitch

That how is a thot waffle

by Misslinds March 31, 2023

waffle muncher

Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.

I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.

by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013

Blue Waffle

Just don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...LOOK IT UP

Blue Waffle

by Nuioj August 5, 2018

Frozen Waffle

A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.

I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.

by ɯ August 23, 2018