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Waste and Baste 

In order to Waste and Baste your woman, you need three essential items.

1) A handle of Tequila
2) A paintbrush (the bigger the better)
3) A bucket of Barbecue Sauce.

The steps to Wasting and Basting are as follows:

1) Get your woman REALLY drunk on Tequila. I mean, blackout drunk. So drunk that she doesn't even know what's going on. This is the waste part.
2) After she is wasted, you want to strip her down to her bare ass.
3) Take your paintbrush, and dip it into the Barbecue Sauce. Get your paintbrush covered. Make sure all of the little bristles are completely immersed in BBQ sauce.
4) Take the paintbrush, and spread it all over her fine ass and her titties. Don't be afraid to use the paintbrush!

And voila, you have successfully wasted and basted your first woman. BUT, if you really wanna be a man; there is one optional step:

5) Lick the BBQ sauce clean off of her ass and titties.
I would love to waste and baste that girl. I'd grab a paintbrush, slap some barbecue sauce on that ass, and go to town!
-adjective
A term used to describe a general feeling of exhaust, tiredness and lack of motivation. For example, after a long day at work, one may experience the feeling of being washed.

It is often used to describe a feeling obtained after smoking marijuana or day-drinking.
Sarah: Yo Chelsea, you down to go out and get wasted tonight?

Chelsea: Maybe another night, I'm super washed today.
Washed by ilovemyducks February 26, 2010
You’re a n00b or trying to do something that is completely out of your depth / element.

Can also mean that you can no longer keep up with others who are more hip, experienced, or cooler than you. You’re past your prime.
You can’t go sockless wearing Nike Element 87s bro; you’re so washed.
Washed by EvilMaldito October 11, 2018

wasteplex 

Oi Dat Gyal Is such a Wasteplex man KMT
wasteplex by kkkraze November 11, 2006

white washed 

An absurd, patronizing term used for non-white (usually black) people who don't fulfill their negative racial stereotypes. This term insultingly implies that one's ethnic identity is mutually exclusive to the lifestyle and respect that a white person can expect in his or her lifetime.
Ignorant D-bag: "Sarah's black and she speaks proper English and pays her bills on time, she's so white washed."
white washed by JumbleJumble May 10, 2011

If he wanted to, he would. 

A phrase used to describe the relationship between a man's behavior and his feelings within a relationship.
If it were important to him that you feel secure in the relationship, he would be transparent and honest.

If your happiness were important to him, he'd do things that bring you joy.

If he wanted to, he would.