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walking the bar

The practice of rhythm and blues horn players (quintessentially tenor sax players) to literally get up on the bar during a tune and walk it from one end to to the other, riffing and honking. Typical in the 1940's and 50's, it was deemed a display of machismo and virtuosity.
A friend of mine reported seeing tenor saxophonist Illinois Jacquet walking the bar in St. Louis. He moved along. playing and kicking over drinks as he went. One patron, objecting to the endeavor, pulled a switchblade knife out and stuck it into the bar in Illinois' path. When Jacquet came to that spot, he peered over his horn at the knife, turned around, and continued to play as he retraced his path.
by guyfromtheday August 12, 2010
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Walkerton Wild Child

The act of performing anal sex with a pregnant woman, in which the anal thrusting is so vigorous that labor is induced and the child is born. Note that it is recommended that the woman be in the reverse cow-girl orientation, so that her afterbirth does not contaminate the man's stomach.
With his pregnant wife two weeks overdue, Mr. Schmidt saved the day by performing the Walkerton Wild Child on an emergency room bed.
by BillGibbons April 28, 2011
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walking fleek

a person with their hair, face, clothes, shoes, nails, attitude, and pretty much everything fleeked. they look cute asf and nobody can tell them different. they are a walking fleek. if you see a walking fleek, point them out because they put in that effort. walking fleeks should be rewarded. and if u a walking fleek, you stay fleekin!
*girl with everything on point walks up*
friend: "dam girl u a walking fleek!"
interested person: "she fly asf, she a walking fleek"
walking fleek: "i kno 💅"
by a cute ho October 13, 2015
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walking

Walking (also known as ambulation) is THEE most badboy gait of terrestrial locomotion among legged animals. If performed incorrectly can result in single or multiple catastrophic faceplants. Thomas Edison (the dick) coined the biomechanical hack when he was sick of bashing his head against tables doings barrel rolls and accidentally kicking dickxs willy-nilly (Pun Intended) since before then the only mode of transportation was to crawl, teddy roll or just plain roll (but if you did that kids said your dad shopped at netto.) If you attempted to achieve bipedal ambulation before 'The Great Bimble' which took place on Jimmy Saviles grave before he was born. You'd get poked by sticks by locals and sent back to whence came. Hair straighteners were often used to lengthen and straighten the legs. This resulted in properly, slic, sleek, LUSCIOUS, easy to maintain lugs. Because you're well worth it. In order to sit at the dinner table, people would often perform a vigorous roll towards said chair and flosbury flop. Its a type of pole vault.

In the 18th century bubble wrap was invented as an act of war to protect human meatsuits from the pissy cobbles or everywhere but especially Hunslet, Leeds.
person 1: lets go for a walking
person 2: oh what you mean a bitta ambulation for the nation ye?
person 1: ye
person 2: why didnt you say lets get onit mymush
person 1: lets go charvva beaver works ye

person 2: ye

person 2: need to straighten my legs first tho can i use your ghds
person 1: bubble n wrap ye kidda
person 2: ye but can I use your ghds
person 1: ye
by mouisa October 20, 2021
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noun; A homosexual male of the most flamboyant variety; A male prostitute
Look at that douche-bag in the turtleneck, he's such a chicken-walking twink fluffer
by Lifesaver & Lazarus December 3, 2007
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Chaz Wilkens

The only male in the United States to give birth to a human child, according to medical records currently on file.

Born in New Bedford Massachusetts with both male and female genitalia, Chaz was famous in his community as the "genderless kid", which was a rude and inaccurate nickname.

At the age of seventeen young Wilkens moved to Springhill Florida and was soon after miraculously impregnated by his then twenty seven year old boyfriend, who for legal reasons shall remain unnamed. The child was born with the same genetic qualities as his mother/father but unfortunately died after only two weeks due to lack of white blood cells.

Chaz Wilkens now lives in the Himalayan mountains with his husband, the same man from his teenage years, attempting at another child.

Is now a term used for humans that look male and female.
by Assblaster69 December 11, 2012
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Kit Walker

Sexiest mf that was alive in the 60s
I want to be railed by him
Also the hottest dilf in this world
X: who is this man called Kit Walker ...?

me: my beloved husband
by chittemuort.com June 9, 2021
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