turd curler 

An acquaintance of a friend (generally, but not always, from Australia) that parties with you and your friend and ends up crashing at your place. Whilst everyone is asleep he takes a bowl from your kitchen and perfectly curls a turd in it and leaves - never to be seen again.

“Dude, that guy from Australia is a turd curler. He curled one in my cereal bowl last night and left it on the kitchen counter.”

turd curler by Revco3 February 21, 2019

Turd in a Punch bowl 

When you stand out in a formal setting, being as you are not dressed formally.

"Dude, I went to the Met Gala and I totally stood out like a turd in a punch bowl!"

Turd in a Punch bowl by deitbussy December 10, 2019

turd talon

The proper manner in which to describe the penis as it eagerly anticipates butt sex with the best wife ever!!!

Fuck a poop pigeon, the turd talon is about to dominate that sweet ass of yours...CACAW

turd talon by Freemilk March 11, 2020

turd splurge 

When the turds splurge everywhere.

shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.

I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((

"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"

"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"

turd splurge by Horsecockgod1994 May 1, 2020

Turd Cutter Butter 

A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color. Generally smooth and creamy, much like your favorite peanut butter and the result of one’s last meal choices. Sort of a shit lube, if you will. Also, the primary cause of Monkey Butt and skid marks, when left unattended.

Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.

He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.

Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.

Turd Cutter Butter by lipshitz May 15, 2020

TURD CLAYMORE 

when you take two carefully laid logs on each side of the toilet seat and slam the lid.

Dude I'm not cleaning that someone did a turd claymore in there!

TURD CLAYMORE by Arcaneos510 September 11, 2020

Turd burglar

Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.

"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache

Turd burglar by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021