weed xmas tree

When a marijuana plant is decorated as a christmas tree

damn i cant wait till i smoke the weed xmas tree on christmas eve.

by RicK-3 November 20, 2007

christmas tree

The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.

Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.

by Max Debord April 21, 2007

Kels-tree!!!

The perfect thing that there is in all life, in other words an orgasmic thing or person that makes your day every day of they

Thanks for the brownies Kels-tree!!!

by Mike Ox Big April 6, 2007

goat fucking tree house jumper

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.

"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"

by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007

Tree Molestor

A person who seems to believe that trees have sex appeal. Often mistaken for a tree hugger, the Tree Molestor is a dying breed. Hunters- be cautious not to shoot these rare perverts.
Tree Molestors will sometimes refer to themselves as "forest fairies". Please ignore their insanity, it is caused by toxins in the water from which they drink, and from a poisen in a root that they commonly use for human sacrafices to the gods.
In my experience with these creatures, it is best to avoid them at all costs. Capture could result in a painful, fiery death after which your flesh would be feasted upon. They share traits with the cannibal.
They are weak against the force of automatic weapons, so if you find yourself in a situation where you must interact make sure you have said weapon nearby.

Guy 1: Woah, is that woman humping a tree?
Other Tree Molestor: Of course. Its her lover. His name is Jimbo. He is a very handsome tree, isnt he?
Guy 2:....isnt this illegal?

by Bunni Indigo August 10, 2006

Treefriend

Seattle based activist committed to the elimination of
the petroleum powered internal combustion engine, re-greening Seattle, removing 75% of all pavement in Seattle, and revoking corporate personhood and all rights afford them therein.

That dude in the Birks is farther left than Treefriend.

by Otto Blabbo July 30, 2007

tree hugging liberal

A person who lives in a wooden house but who does not want you to live in a wooden house, and who does criminal acts to prevent more wooden houses from being built.

Morris is a tree hugging liberal who burns down wooden houses that are under construction.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005