Stealthy by nature, peeping toms use the latest state-of-the-art technology such as digital binoculars to spy on woman in any manner of undress.
Peeping toms are often featured on talk shows such as Maury or the Jerry Springer show and are always made out to be the bad guy even though every guy in America and the world wishes he could do the same thing.
Peeping toms are often featured on talk shows such as Maury or the Jerry Springer show and are always made out to be the bad guy even though every guy in America and the world wishes he could do the same thing.
Good ol' Grandpa Henry always has plenty of stories of how he used to be a peeping tom when he was in his 20's and seen plenty of hot naked boobs.
by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005
Get the peeping tommug. by J 0 K A February 14, 2005
Get the peeping tommug. 
Something yelled at the top of an elderly persons lungs to describe anger towards a younger generation. It is slightly more annoying than a shenanigan and slightly less evil than hooliganism.
A teenager places a bag of burning dog poop on an elderly womans porch and runs away after ringing the doorbell.
Woman yells: You dam youngins and your tom foolary.
Woman yells: You dam youngins and your tom foolary.
by appathedic April 29, 2005
Get the Tom foolarymug. A British actor who is also the leader of the Church of the Palm, known as the king of palms his followers are considered the "Sexually Frustrated Palm Cult", Established in 2011.
by Bryce Howard January 7, 2012
Get the Tom Hardymug. Quite possibly the greatest mainstream guitarist. He uses different effects and distortion to make his sound the most unique he can. The man is way too talented to be playing rhythm behind Chris Cornell.
by Angerisagift December 26, 2006
Get the Tom Morellomug. It is a way to masterbate where you jack off normally, but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment. By hyperventilating and jumping up, you are literally cutting your brain off from oxygen. No oxygen = no consciousness.
After passing out you come crashing down with a thunderous boom. This is called "Reentry"
It is at this point where your mother walks in to see you laying there covered in your "Star Dust". Be sure to glare at her with the confidence of Buzz Aldrin. She will then stomp out of the room without saying a word. This part is called "Disappointing your mother."
Credit u/Lemiius
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment. By hyperventilating and jumping up, you are literally cutting your brain off from oxygen. No oxygen = no consciousness.
After passing out you come crashing down with a thunderous boom. This is called "Reentry"
It is at this point where your mother walks in to see you laying there covered in your "Star Dust". Be sure to glare at her with the confidence of Buzz Aldrin. She will then stomp out of the room without saying a word. This part is called "Disappointing your mother."
Credit u/Lemiius
I performed a Major Tom last night. I still have not left my room. I don't know what to say to my mom.
by Peanuts and the Gang June 30, 2019
Get the Major Tommug.