white hat

A condom laced in a liquid that is white.

Dude, that guy just threw a white hat at your face, and it stuck to you!

by appathedic April 25, 2005

Tom foolary

Something yelled at the top of an elderly persons lungs to describe anger towards a younger generation. It is slightly more annoying than a shenanigan and slightly less evil than hooliganism.

A teenager places a bag of burning dog poop on an elderly womans porch and runs away after ringing the doorbell.

Woman yells: You dam youngins and your tom foolary.

by appathedic April 29, 2005