Tim Paine

An Australian person who cry like babies. Can't catch the ball while keeping wickets. Once he said come to Gabba and rest is history.

I said to my childish and immature friend "Are you Tim Paine"

by MicahelClarke03 May 13, 2021

tim armstrong

He's the lead singer and guitarist in Rancid, guitarist and back up voacals in the Transplants, ex guitarist and back up vocals of Operation Ivy. He used to be married to Brody Armstrong of the Distillers, and he has the hottest body I have ever seen.

If I was twenty years older and a famous punk, I would be all over Tim Armstrong.

by nogoodloser March 1, 2004

Tim Burton Goth

Typically twelve-to-fourteen-year-old girls who think of themsevles as unique, avant garde, and artfully dark because they've watched Edward Sciscor Hands and The Nightmare Before Christmas, and can see the humor in "Happy Bunny" t-shirts (which they wear unrelentingly).

Example: twelve-to-fourteen-year-old girls who think of themsevles as unique, avant garde, and artfully dark because they've watched Edward Sciscor Hands and The Nightmare Before Christmas, and can see the "humor" in "Happy Bunny" t-shirts.

by Cronny September 10, 2005

tim armstrong

the hottest old guy singer and the best guitar player in the world....

uh...time is hot

by me October 7, 2003

Tim Nelson

The finest man on campus. By one look, a girl has to fight the urge to undress and crawl on top of him. Nice body, big dick, and a nice firm ass. No matter what, he can always give the best of pleasure to anyone that may challenge him.

I saw Tim Nelson and next thing I remember my shirt was off and my pants were undone.

by Big Bill April 6, 2005

Tim Cooked

When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.

Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.

"99 degrees from one fucking Chrome tab!"

'Dude, that thing is getting Tim Cooked.'

by Phat Johnny September 20, 2020

Tim Damage

Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time

"I just took Tim Damage!"

by Hapfam June 25, 2018