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big red thing 

a word used to describe a GIANT COCK
do you have a big cock?

yes do you want to see my big red thing?
big red thing by shadeypiezz January 28, 2009
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Making Love To The Thing

When at least two people are smoking marijuana from a pipe or spliff, and someone in the rotation is talking or just wasting time that can be used to smoke or practice karate. This terrible act is rewarded by a swift kick in the testicles or a slap to the mouth.
When the pipe got to him, he started Making Love To The Thing, so we had to take it away from him and give him a nice slap.

The Guy Thing 

When you ask a guy if you look bad and he lies to make you feel better about your self (or to get out of trouble) even tho you look horrid.
Person: Do i look fat?

Guy:...er...No

Person: really?

Guy: You look totally hott:)

Person: Thanks:)

Later that day.....

Friend: Are you sure he didnt do "The Guy Thing"?

Person: Um...No...JERK!!!

It's a Trump Thing 

When your innocent but the dude hates on you anyway.
Mexican: Dude, why does Donald Trump always gotta make us look like bad guys.
American: I feel you bro. Don't worry, it has nothing to do with you, it's a Trump thing.
It's a Trump Thing by Kesh123 November 20, 2015

It’s The One Thing 

Well you know just what you do to me

The way you move soft and slippery

Cut the night just like a razor

Rarely talk and that's the danger

It's the one thing

You are my thing
You know your voice is a love song

It's a catcall from the past

There's no ice in your lover's walk

You don't look twice 'cause you move so fast

You've got a dozen men behind you

You've got dead flowers on the floor

You're too pretty in the daylight

It keeps them coming back for more

It’s The One Thing

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.
k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.