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slut window

A brief period of time, usually on the weekends after last call, when a person is drunk and horny and is willing to lower their standards to have sex.
"My slut window is wide open, I'll sleep with the next person who hits on me."

"I was home and still drunk at 2am so I told myself I would invite over the next person who messaged me on OkCupid."

"The only time I use Tinder is during my slut window."
by pmizzle March 7, 2014
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Window Ears

A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.
"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"

"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
by The Pan April 27, 2010
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windows 11

DO NOT GET WINDOWS 11 YOU DONT NEED THAT MANY WINDOWS 10 IS GOOD ENOUGH
i downloaded windows 11 to my computer and i hate it
by methaddict666 March 30, 2022
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Window of Slopportunity

The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.
Greg's window of slopportunity is rapidly closing.
by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017
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texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.
Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

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Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.
by Pseudomaster December 23, 2014
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window paste

A delectable, delish, and chewy food that’s is good for every meal hot or cold
How can’t wait to eat some of that good window paste my mom gave me
by Snowy slope February 22, 2019
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