Seton Hall Prep

An all-boys Roman Catholic private high school in West Orange, New Jersey. Home of the "Pirates," Seton Hall Prep is best known for its athletics as well as its lack of academic rigor. Being the next-best New Jersey, Catholic private high school behind Delbarton, many Delbarton rejects settle for Seton Hall, resulting in a deep, profound rivalry between the two. The two schools often meet in important playoff matches for sports including soccer, lacrosse, baseball, and football, in which Delbarton typically wins. Many top athletes in New Jersey choose to attend Seton Hall Prep because of their robust athletic programs and exceptional facilities, however, they are inevitably disappointed when applying for colleges, as their school's facile academics leads them to be outperformed by students from, for example, Delbarton. Furthermore, Seton Hall students face many hardships in having to compete fruitlessly against Delbarton students for women, due to the highly sought-after “Delbarton hoodie.” Seton Hall students have an exceptionally hard time locating and securing semi-formal dates, often resorting to men alternatively. Thus, making the average Seton Hall Prep student, entirely bitchless. Sadly, their snapchats tend to be utterly barren, and their snap scores are chronically low. Contrary to what any Seton Hall student will tell you, their school is in fact not superior to Delbarton and should be avoided entirely, females beware.

Example 1:
Girl 1: What school do you go to?
Boy 1: Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 1: Oh, ew.

Example 2:
Girl 2: Hey, can I have your hoodie?

Boy 2: Sure I go to Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 2: Wait, never mind!!

Example 3:
Girl 3: Hey, you’re cute, let’s go out this Friday!
Boy 3: Sure, after I finish lifting at Seton Hall Prep with my boys.
Girl 3: Oh, wait, I actually have to eat dinner with my family sorry!

Example 4:
Boy 4: Hey, can I get you something to drink?

Girl 4: Heyyyyy! Sure, I’ll take a watermelon white claw.

Boy 4: Ight, my fellow Seton Hall Prep brother will grab it for you.
Girl 4: Sprints as fast as humanly possible away from all recognized SHP patrons.

by Bob Ross1432 December 30, 2021

Perry Hall Money

When you have a yard as big as a postage stamp and hire someone to pick up your dog’s shit.

Adam sure has that Perry Hall money.

by Darlington Money December 24, 2021

North Hall High

A place full of preppy ass narcissistic rich kids, a faculty that kisses ass to said kids and has more clique-y ness than the student body. Rednecks, wannabe rednecks, and a... fishing team. Asshole skater boys that are emotionally abusive to their significant others, and a toxic theatre community... oh also plenty of nicotine addictions and pregnancies.

"North Hall High is really redneck." "North Hall is a lot of things, primarily a shit hole."

by yikeswhatisthis April 7, 2019

Emily Raey-Hall

Emily, also know as Kevin and Emilong, is a lovely friend. They're very nice, short and likes boobs, penis and everything else. Some favourite phrases of Emily's is "women", "your mom" and "ill poo in your sock and throw it at you". These are traditional phrases Emily says often. If you're not friends with Emily your missing out on it.

Person:*in an argument*"I HATE YOU"
Emily Raey-Hall:"ill poo in a sock and throw it at you"

by Awesome_ball_licker November 9, 2021

elder daniel hall

sexy gym man and top shag master

girl1 oh my god there gose elder daniel hall the sexy stud girl2 but he is all mine then thay have a 3sum the end

by jerry berry the duck March 10, 2022

City hall bitch

A person who isn't worth marrying anywhere other than city hall

Oh my ex wife? She was a city hall bitch

by Ralphwiggum94 December 31, 2021

Coffee hall April

Coffee hall April is a whore . Aka April Hendy . She gave a disabled guy slops took his money and then wheeled him into the road .

Yo slime Coffee hall April (April Hendy ) is a slut

by Trollshahahah May 30, 2020