Abby Kearns

A curly piece of cheese. Like when you peel some of your cheese stick, and it limply falls into a loose curl, that's Abby. She is comparable to the soggy, wet band-aid that just caressed your ankle in the local pool...after all, she is a swimmer.

"Mom, my cheese stick looks weird."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."

"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."

by T-Rex Underwear May 17, 2019

imogen and abbi

the funniest cunts in the world

if u know imogen and abbi u r lucky

by 2357788999999 March 30, 2022

Abby Pratt

A name u call someone who shreds the loop

Did u see that "Abby Pratt"

Yea the one "shredding the loop"
Yea maybe ome day they will learn how to ride a snowboard

by Ricardo Javes January 4, 2020

abby rogers

the most beautiful, cute, adorable girl i have ever met. shes super nice, kind and caring. shes always smiling, always happy and laughing, but on the inside i think shes broken. shes very insecure about herself, she thinks she ugly and fat she turns down every compliment, doesnt like hugs even though ours were amazing. she makes everyones day and always looks out for people before herself. there have been so many times she could have left me but she hasnt, shes still the best friend i could ever ask for. her eyes are green and i love staring into them. her smile is the thing i wake up to see everyday, she is the reason i try and wake myself up everymorning. her voice is the thing i want to fall asleep to everynight, abby gives everyones life a bit of light. she pulled me out of my darkest times and is the first person to care for me so much, i would do anything to keep her safe in my arms, to keep her warm everynight, to kiss her forehead and make sure she sleeps well. shes the girl ive dreamed of all my life and im so grateful ive finally met her. even if we stay as friends in the end, the feelings ive got for her, the love, will never disappear. she needs to know she is perfect in everyway, and that i would do anything to see her happy. when she told me she was broken, that broke me more than i already was. i know youre reading this now, it might hit hard it might not. just know everynight im sitting here til 4am thinking of a future with you. i love you abby, i really do.

me: hey short stuff
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )

by your local holy keigan November 5, 2020

Abby

Abby is the most beautiful person, with a soul of passion. Shes the type that you can instantly feel a connection with. She'll mean the world to you as soon as you meet.

She'll always make you laugh, and her smile will always light up your day!
She has a caring charm that no one can compare to.
I love my Abby with all my heart and im happy shes in my life! I love you babe!

Oh shit! Youre dating an Abby, never let her go, for shes the best girlfriend youll ever have!

by Russel_The love muscle June 21, 2022

Abbie

She is active butiful has some friends she loves her life she stays positive she's kind and loving she will be your friend no matter what happened between you and her she will be alright if anything bad happens loves dogs she's the best person you will meet shes an real life angel

Abbie is every kind and butiful, and amazing

by Enjoy plz March 25, 2019

Abby

The most beautiful hot gorgeous amazing hard-working kindhearted mammal you'll ever lay your ugly disgusting eyes on. She is so smart and amazing and always understands your mom. She loves your fat butt and cats. Cats are so cute, but Abby is always cuter. She hates muffins and hates cilantro because it freaking SUCKS... She knows how to make spaghetti and mac and cheese and she always will take care of you and your dogs. Why do they have smooshed faces?
She is always from a good place called the park. She loves to fall in love with goldfish and old men. She is a true artwork. Whoever created her, thanks. You're amazing. ;)

Wow. Abby is so sexy today. (Oh wait. She always is.)

by A_DISGUSTING_SNEEZE May 23, 2022