A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.
"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou May 25, 2020
Get the Cabbage Patch hugmug. by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 16, 2024
Get the squirt patchmug. *while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*
by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018
Get the Pumpkin Patchmug. by Magzz June 1, 2004
Get the Voracity Patchmug. A boy all the ladies should stay away from he may seem nice at first but then he will literally want to bite you in the butt
by Ppb June 18, 2021
Get the pumpkin patch boymug. To patch someone means to ignore them or leave them out. To be patched means to be ignored or left out
by Br1tishs7ang July 23, 2017
Get the Patchmug. by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021
Get the puddin patchmug.