Military slang for - Someone who spends too much time by themselves (alone) in their one man room (bunk) with the door closed and possibly locked!!
Corporal to soldier “Oi, Pte Evans 512, where is Pte Jones 627?”. Pte Evans to Corporal”Sorry Cpl, I don’t know but if I had to guess he is probably making like a Bunk Monk back in the Accommodation Block”
by Le Brun October 13, 2021
by adam dorrell November 30, 2006
You and your friends are in a stage of awkward silence, so someone shouts this out as a conversation starter.
by fazewatah1212 January 18, 2022
The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
by lost_number March 02, 2016
Monke brain is when you do something instinctively, without thinking. Usually happens when something rare appears.
Jerome: I’m sorry that I went monke brain on you.
Alex: YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT SHINY MOLTRESS YOU ASSHOLE
Alex: YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT SHINY MOLTRESS YOU ASSHOLE
by zyledotpng October 08, 2022
hey jimbo want to go to a party? oh yeah wheres that? its that monk leaving the monk hood , its called monk release i believe.
sweet ill see you there!!
sweet ill see you there!!
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
by Random7284 March 22, 2022