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monke

The best/rarest type of monkey you can find
John: dude whats that
Derek: monke
John: holy fuck
by HennerPenner April 9, 2021
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A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
by A very silly monke July 29, 2021
mugGet the A monke never gives up on a good bananamug.

monkey monk monk

A non easily way to greet someone
by anonymous January 22, 2024
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Monke

A terrible, overused joke that made me hate and disgust monkeys.
(Friend:) Hey! Have you heard of monke?
(Me:) You aren't my friend anymore.
by Ares, Weeb God February 23, 2021
mugGet the Monkemug.

gattist monk

A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe
"hey man, look at me act like a walrus"

"you gattist monk"
by Lozg1234 March 22, 2012
mugGet the gattist monkmug.

Ohian Monke

The Ohian is a species of monkey mainly found in Ohio. They can, but rarely, speak English. There is a sub-species called the Ohian Hooman, where a human turns into an Ohian at night.
broooo i definitely saw a Ohian Monke yesterday!
no way bro ur lying
by Darkbo i May 4, 2023
mugGet the Ohian Monkemug.

monke bunked

It means to be better by beating them. In turn, monke bunked. Monke bunked means to have the boneworks sock monke on a bunk. Though monke bunk is just fun to say.
Ford exclaimed after winning a fight “You just got monke bunked!”
by ArthurFord February 3, 2023
mugGet the monke bunkedmug.

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