A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

by Steve-OBSM August 17, 2011

A euphamism for sex. First used in World War 2, whilst the british soldiers were in france, the french prostitutes would proposition them by saying "egg and chips johnny?".
by Jabbra December 14, 2012

by Oofmom May 22, 2018

When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.
by Jj9356 May 12, 2015

Noun; A person who is a little weird but it's ok because they are extremely sexy and anyone would crave their noodle.
by BobbyLynch69 March 30, 2017

An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.
by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017
