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pterodactyl egg

A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.
Kristine's shirts had difficulty fitting because of her large pterodactyl egg.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
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Robin Eggs

A blue Vicodin capsule that is the most powerful prescription on the market.
Man, I went to the doctor and popped 4 Robin Eggs and almost had to get my stomach pumped.
by Steve-OBSM August 17, 2011
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Egg and Chips

A euphamism for sex. First used in World War 2, whilst the british soldiers were in france, the french prostitutes would proposition them by saying "egg and chips johnny?".
"last night was good man, egg and chips for the first time in months"
by Jabbra December 14, 2012
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egg daddy

The one that you wanna get an egg, give an egg, give him/her egg, egg.
Be my egg daddy
by Oofmom May 22, 2018
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Eggs for breakfast

When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.
Dude I gave her some eggs for breakfast
by Jj9356 May 12, 2015
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Egg Noodle

Noun; A person who is a little weird but it's ok because they are extremely sexy and anyone would crave their noodle.
Matt: "Tommy is such a weirdo..." Lexie: "Yea but he's totally an egg noodle! ;)"
by BobbyLynch69 March 30, 2017
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Egg Cock

An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.
by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017
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