pterodactyl egg

A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.

Kristine's shirts had difficulty fitting because of her large pterodactyl egg.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

Egg Noodle

Noun; A person who is a little weird but it's ok because they are extremely sexy and anyone would crave their noodle.

Matt: "Tommy is such a weirdo..." Lexie: "Yea but he's totally an egg noodle! ;)"

by BobbyLynch69 March 30, 2017

cow egg

somone who is a complete fucking idiot

joe: *does somthing stupid*
bob: joe your such a fucking cow egg

by sniper nate May 24, 2022

fookin egg

People who are just generally stupid and lame.

Kendall ~ Why do you have to act this way?

Kaylee ~ I don't know?

Kendall ~ God you're such a fookin egg!

by 666partywiththdevilbitch November 23, 2013

Egg Tray

Like a tea bag but worse, a properly executed egg tray is where you carefully place you testicles in someone's eyes so that they settle in like eggs in an egg tray.

He was a sleep so I snuck in and gave him the old egg tray.

by Blackhat September 4, 2013

Giant egg

GIANT EGG

This word is most likely used in westernised areas of britain. Often used to replace a word similair to "cant be arsed" or "cant be bothered" to do an activity.

1st Person: " AIGHT mate, fancy coming to town? "

2nd Person: "Giant Egg"

by Rick Griffiths March 5, 2009

Wet Eggs

Dropping greasy, wet shits. Typically hangover shits.

I was in the stall for an hour laying some wet eggs. I feel like hell.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018