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Australian suicide

Yo, what happened to Johnny Sparks from senior year?

Heard he committed and Australian suicide
by EmpyreanHalo January 9, 2021
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Australian Air Pocket

The act of flagellating on oneself and the flagellants gets trapped between the anus and the back of the scrotum causing a tickling sensation.
Aaron ate a lot of beans an farted giving himself an Australian Air Pocket.
by Kamo89 January 2, 2023
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australian protein shake

When six men cum in a girl's vag, hold her upside down, shake her, and then pour the contents into a cup and she drinks it.
Back in my day, when I craved a protein shake, I'd pop over to Belind's house with my five mates and have an australian protein shake.
by rumancer April 7, 2018
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Australians

Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree.
"Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree." - RussianBadger
by WhiskeyPete July 5, 2025
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Australian

someone who's permanately upside down and they're stupid fucking toilets spin in the wrong direction
"hey Paul are you australian?" "yea." "fuck you and your toilet Paul"
by the penn November 28, 2019
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Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
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Australian Kiss

"Ben gave Lizzy an Australian kiss for the first time the other day..."
by hayhayslayer December 30, 2016
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