tftf

too fat to fuck

used as a polite way to turn a girl down.

girl: "hey what u doin this friday"

guy: "naa you're tftf"

girl: "huh?

by randyakathunderakafd August 29, 2003

TFP

Tops Fruit Punch; a sweet beverage sold at Tops Supermarkets, similar to Hawaiian Punch; often mixed with vodka

My friend Andrew mixed vodka with the TFP. He made a delicious drink that was enjoyed by all.

by Frat Hard Core November 15, 2012

tfc

Terrace fucking (or other f-word) Club, one of the ten eating clubs at Princeton Univeristy. Known for its population of "alternative" students, it houses more peculiar events, such as the drag ball. It is the closest functioning eating club to main campus along with Tower Club.

Pton guy: "Yo, what's happening over at TFC?"
Terran: "A random band and topless dancing on the bar, of course"

by Terran for life August 15, 2006

TFC

Team Fortress Classic

by 1333333333333337 December 21, 2002

TFTC

Too Fat To Climb

In road cycling parlance this indicates that the rider is too heavy to properly ascend hills and mountains.

After being off the bike through winter, Dick is TFTC

by Champagne Charlie January 2, 2013

Tfue

90's surfer on heroin lookin bitchass who just so happens to play Fortnite, the world famous children's online dating simulator.

Jake: Yo did u hear, Tfue's suing FaZe Clan over his contract
Will: lmaoo Tfue boutta get his asscheeks quick-dribbled on by FaZe's lawyers

by tommysalami6969 May 30, 2019

tftf

too fucked to function

joe:yo man have another one.
samson:no man im tftf.

by therollercoaster July 25, 2011