balls thats all

A hapless man usually from Hammond, Indiana,with extremely gargantuan hairy balls and a 2" erect shlong.

OMG!!! My eyes are bleeding!!!

OMG!!! EeeeeW!!! Furry basketballs!!! um...John, I hear my mom calling, got to run........byeeeeeeeeeee.

by Linda April 25, 2005

chipped beef on toast

1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree.

2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.

3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.

I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!

by Herman Fowler January 13, 2003

prison tats

a really badly done tattoo usually done by inexperienced people

Ronnies tattoos are really bad they are prison tats

by irockyoursox November 6, 2007

Texas Toast

A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.

The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"

by dexi March 1, 2010

ahh! thats the stuff

a phrase often said when one is recieving either a good massage, good food, or good sex.

john getting a back rub: "ahh! thats the stuff."
john getting food: "ahh! thats the stuff."
john getting oral sex: "AHH! THATS the stuff!"

by gunslingergirlvy_s_e December 28, 2005

your mum on toast

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"

- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"

by Phinycs November 2, 2005

toast

A group of 2 or more males sit in a circle and jerk off on to a piece of toast.The last to ejaculate on the toast hast to eat it.This is called the game of "Toast".

We had a party and played toast last nite, Paul ate the toast.

by skeetskeetskippy November 24, 2007