Afghani Toast

When a person urinates on one side of something, and defecates on the other side, coating both sides equally.

He's giving that hobo a good old fashion Afghani Toast.

by Herovillain September 23, 2010

Throwing the Toast

1. One of the many rituals performed during midnight showings of the cult classic "Rocky Horror Picture Show". 2. The act of copulation, ussually in a public venue.

You and Benny were throwing the toast in the laundromat yesterday? That's kinky...

by jennygurrrrrl October 30, 2007

Beans on toast

Beans on toast is a British meal witch is quick and simple to make and can be amazing if made correctly.

If you fuck up making beans on toast you are a fuck up yourself.

I like beans on toast

by Fricking_sick_bro August 15, 2020

Cum Toast

A rule put into affect at high school/ middle school sleep-overs. Originating in Southwest Michigan, it was enforced to discourage one child from disturbing or messing with another while they slept. If one messed with another, the victim and all others present would masturbate on a piece of toast and the perpetrator would be forced to eat it. Thus putting an end to practical jokes while you slept.

Child 1: "I'm going to bed and don't anyone think of messing with me! The 'cum toast' rule is in affect"
Child 2: "You heard him... Mess with the man and you're eating cum toast"!

by Towner21 October 13, 2011

French Toast Drunk

On a drunk scale of 1-10 it rates a 9. Pretty Fucking Drunk.

Keli: How are you feeling..?
Heather: I'm Fucking... French toast Drunk! *stumble*

by Annubrius October 11, 2008

Re-toast

Verb.
The acting of toasting one piece of bread multpile times to achieve desired toastiness.

I've had this toaster for fifteen years so I have to re-toast my pop tarts like, five times.

by dogtherapist January 23, 2009

Keen as bees on toast

a state of super excitement about an event or activity. An advance on the phrase keen bean as the thought of bees on toast makes it more extreme and dangerous.

Example 1:
Boy: Want to go out drinking?
Girl: I am keen as bees on toast to have a night out drinking.

Example 2:
"Michelle is keen as bees on toast for some gherkins"

by KeenBee March 27, 2010