When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)
by coheed92 October 16, 2010
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by La Petite Tête July 22, 2010
A few times a year you can throw away anything at all and the garbagemen have to pick it up. (Televisions, ladders, mattresses, etc.) Portuguese Christmas refers to the time of year where people who dig around in the garbage look for "treasure".
by Praetorius August 02, 2006
Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, casuing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before christmas.
Guy: Dude, what was up with that chick driving the Esclade, she almost hit you.
Guy 2: Fuck her, she was a christmas zombie.
Guy 2: Fuck her, she was a christmas zombie.
by weirdnjfan1 December 24, 2006
When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.
Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story
by Skinny Lou May 04, 2016