The Angry Baker

When you stick your dick in a loaf of bread then fuck a girl to give her a yeast infection

My girlfriend was being a bitch so I gave her the angry baker.

by JimmyRude December 29, 2007

Angry Beaver

Used to describe a number of maladies and discomforts that could befall the vagina. It could be severe razor rash, thong rash, a nasty yeast infection, or the onset of ones period coupled with pms.

OMG, girl! I shaved with a dull razor and now I have one Angry Beaver!

by foofy January 17, 2009

angry smurf

Is where a girl is giving a man a handjob, and then squeezes the mans hard penis until it turns blue

after i gave becky an angry bath, she returned the favor with an angry smurf.

by dan and david July 6, 2006

The Angry Dike

When a woman sexually stimulates a man's penis either orally or manually until he is moments away from cumming. She then firmly presses down on his urethra, causing the ejaculate to retract back into his shaft. This action is comparable to the boy who stuck his finger in the dike which consequently plugged the dam in Holland. This is extremely painful and emotionally scarring for a man, yet very pleasing for a woman if the fucker deserved it.

Sophia: Tom is such an asshole, why did you go home with him from the party last night?
Kayla: Oh that's okay, I teased the hell out of him and then gave him the angry dike.

Sophia: Oh damn!

by kaybearbee September 25, 2011

angry poop

A toilet seat slammer, when your excretory system is against you, and you flip out over your own crap

Did you here him slam that toilet seat?
Yeah, he must have had an angry poop!

by bad_santa March 7, 2015

angry snake

When your penis slips out and breaks from ramming the taint.

I had to go to the hospital after my angry snake incident.

by skaczII December 22, 2013

Angry Patrick

When you fuck a sponge

I got horny so i did the Angry Patrick

by Poopy face 2015 December 22, 2015