to taft; to outdo, best, or somehow surpass (particularly in a hilarious way); to perform a superlative act of one-upmanship.
NB: Tafting often happens in threes, since Taft was the only President to have served in all three branches of government. To taft is also used only to describe substantial or hyperbolic events, since Taft himself was famously obese.
NB: Tafting often happens in threes, since Taft was the only President to have served in all three branches of government. To taft is also used only to describe substantial or hyperbolic events, since Taft himself was famously obese.
by goobermandis August 21, 2010
Get the tafted mug.;P simply a wink of an eye and the ever-so-cute sticking out of the tongue. This face can pretty much get you out of any awkward or sticky situation. Use it sparingly, or else people will hate you instead of thinking you're extremely cute and loveable.
note: can also be used as an innuendo to other things.
note: can also be used as an innuendo to other things.
1.
James: dude, why did you do that? now everything is ruined.
Bradley: ;P (uses the Tastey Face)
James: yeah you're right, haha let's go get drunk
2.
Linda: you whore! why did you spill shit all over my sundress!?
Molly: ;P (uses the Tastey Face)
Linda: nevermind, it's fine! It probably would have gotten stained tonight anyway ;P (uses Tastey Face)
Molly: te-he-he you bad girl! get it!
James: dude, why did you do that? now everything is ruined.
Bradley: ;P (uses the Tastey Face)
James: yeah you're right, haha let's go get drunk
2.
Linda: you whore! why did you spill shit all over my sundress!?
Molly: ;P (uses the Tastey Face)
Linda: nevermind, it's fine! It probably would have gotten stained tonight anyway ;P (uses Tastey Face)
Molly: te-he-he you bad girl! get it!
by Butter-Specialist July 19, 2010
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Phrase uttered by Andrew Meyer at a University of Florida event at which John Kerry was speaking. Meyer, after committing the apparent crime of asking long-winded and potentially rhetorical questions, was arrested by several officers and forced to the ground. After questioning the logic behind his arrest, and asking if he could leave, it was decided by the University police force that the only course of action was to tase him into submission.
Cop: Hey, this isn't a free-speech zone. Either shut your dirty mouth or I get to play with this electro-shock weapon the state was dumb enough to issue me"
Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.
Cop: That's it.
Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH
Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.
Cop: That's it.
Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH
by J. Eklow October 3, 2007
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you tasted your favorite meal but you were mad because you couldn't enjoy it cuz it tastes gray
Bill:How's the ice cream, Matt?
Matt: Bill... This ice cream tastes wayy too gray... It's Terrible!
Bill: Lol Bummer dude mine tastes awesome haha
Matt: You suck
Bill:How's the ice cream, Matt?
Matt: Bill... This ice cream tastes wayy too gray... It's Terrible!
Bill: Lol Bummer dude mine tastes awesome haha
Matt: You suck
by J.HR March 18, 2011
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When somebody knocks over a hookah, and leaves the burning coals on the carpet and stares at it, letting it burn a hole in the carpet or floor.
by killas707 March 27, 2009
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