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stupid o'clock 

Coined by a graduate student while pursuing her PhD and teaching a full load of courses:

The time of day roughly characterized as being between 2:00 am - 6:00 am (depending upon your personal nocturnal patterns and time zone). It is the time when 'normal' people are asleep, because they have to be up and about during working hours the next day. You are exhausted and want very much to be asleep, too. However, you are awake at stupid o'clock because:

(1) you are grouchily doing work to meet a deadline (perhaps because you waited until the last minute to finish it or have perfectionist tendencies),

(2) you haven't yet gone to bed because you are too foolish/lazy to stop goofing off (surfing the net, talking to friends, watching TV/movies, playing video games, reading a book, etc.),

(3) you have to wake up much earlier than your usual time for an important event (which may be an unwanted obligation or an event you desire to attend),

(4) you experience tremendous inspiration and simply cannot stop writing, painting, coding, constructing or otherwise working on your personal project, whatever it might be (a rare usage of the term).
1. I had insomnia, so I was up until stupid o'clock learning new words on Urban Dictionary.
2. I stayed awake until stupid o'clock finishing the paper that was due today.
3. I can't believe I have to get up at stupid o'clock to meet with my idiot boss.
4. We have to leave the house at stupid o'clock to catch our plane.
5. The party lasted until stupid o'clock, but we all had a lot of fun!
6. Why, yes, it WAS stupid o'clock when I composed this entry.
stupid o'clock by Lisa M May 5, 2006
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Stupid Luke 

(Noun) a name that one might use for a person named Luke who is stupid.
Stupid Luke is incredibly unintelligent.
Stupid Luke by Yerboizay August 2, 2018

stupid man thing 

An insult directed to the protagonist of Resident Evil Village, Ethan Winters, by Lady Alcina Dimitrescu.
Example One:

"Stupid man thing! You won't live long, even if you run!"

Example Two:

"Stupid man thing, I'm f*cking balling!"

stupid girl syndrome 

when a girl can't help but have feeling for a guy she knows is no good for her.

wanting attention from him.. wanting him... getting excited...
stupid girl syndrome : guy isn't relationship material, but girl still gets excited when he talks to her and she wants more but knows it won't work
stupid girl syndrome by nmsweete November 14, 2011

stupid nigga syndrome 

the disease a stupid nigga has, symptoms as followed: using the word "I" more than needed, using periods when its not even a fucking sentence. And last but not least saying youre depressed or youre going to do stuff that has to do with drugs to help your "depression"
stupid nigga syndrome:
"yo that fucking attention whore over there probably has SNS."

"SHUT UP YOU BIGOT HEADED LOBSTER, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CHRONIC SNS!"
stupid nigga syndrome by c0p December 10, 2018

Stupid Haynus Syndrome

An extreme mental and physical disorder, the chief symptoms of which are delusions of grandeur, extremely low intelligence and stunted growth. It is incurable and thankfully very rare.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, your son has been diagnosed with Stupid Haynus Syndrome. You may wish to consider putting him up for adoption"
Stupid Haynus Syndrome by Dr. Jiub November 5, 2011

stupid ass nigga 

A nigga that knows shit 'bout nothing. A dumb nigga.
Stop trying to do math, you stupid ass nigga.
stupid ass nigga by miizu March 31, 2014