Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky July 18, 2007
by Boozy Gang March 11, 2018
When you discriminate against someone for being straight.
Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.
Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.
by Ciiinderellly November 13, 2021
When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.
Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 10, 2018
by #bugman March 23, 2018
by Gumi January 20, 2016
A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.
So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
by DaGoose January 31, 2006