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fb stalker

Someone who comments on everything the said stalkee does on Facebook, ie status change, quiz results, new pictures, within one minute of uploading.

An fb stalker is unwanted by all, and should be treated with great caution as they know when you have blocked them and them only because they ask other people if they're blocked also.
1. "Bloody hell, I can't upload ANYTHING without Dylan commenting something lame on it first, he's turned my page into a fucking comment repellent now!"

2. "You just know she's sitting there waiting for my reply, that last one took under a minute, when did she turn into an fb stalker?!?!"

You'll know when it happens, so heed my warning!
by hanndawg April 21, 2009
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slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."
"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."
by Spiv May 17, 2006
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Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.
"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"
by Bigsize October 9, 2008
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Slackerness

Not giving a fuck about doing anything.
He said: "its 420 you have put in a hard days work go ahead and take the rest of the day off"

She said: true true. but i should probably hang around b/c i don't want to draw attention to my slackerness.
by jjbia May 11, 2010
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Skacker

"Hey Ryan, that one bitch is a total Skacker! She is a lazy slackin' whore!"
by BigRuu August 25, 2011
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Slacker Barbie

When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of her appearance. See also Slacker Ken.
I've been requesting forms from Slacker Barbie, but she's too busy doing nothing to respond.
by stagename October 7, 2011
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Stalker

This is a game played at recess in elementary school. There is one person who starts as the main stalker. They walk around like normal while the other players have to try to get right behind them and wait for five seconds without being seen. If the main stalker tags you you are out. If u sucessfully stalk the main stalker you become the new main stalker and everyone is back in the game. To choose who the main stalker is they must like dogs better than cats and be very girly. This is because the inventor of this game fit this description.
Want to play stalker?
by ALOHA WHO DIZ March 30, 2017
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