Stache-fish

Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.

Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!

by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

Stachell Den

That back room with a bunch of shit that you never organize; you just keep throwing the sh*t back in a box, any box... and stack em back up .. in the corner.. so you can sweep, mop, etc...

Sure , I got a bread maker. But I ain’t gonna use it because I don’t want to have to re-pile my hoardlings in the stachell den.

by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022

Stachyballs

The process and after affect of ball rubbing, Usually done with two or more people. Swollen and may be bleeding.

"Broooo dude your balls be real stachy." "May we have stachy balls together?" " I love your stachyballs!"

by Ballsatchlers June 22, 2022

Stachebra

A typical alpha male who escaped the matrix and has his Money on point , aesthetic physique on point , status on point who loves working out and treating women right.

Oh shit a stachebra is here gotta hide my girl.
That guy is such a stachebra, chicks literally flock around him like he a celebrity.

by Stachebra December 8, 2022

stachofsky

Stachofsky... stanko

She's a ginger gremlin, she must be a stachofsky

by Finnickychocolate December 2, 2023

gunt-stache

The pubic hair of obese women that escapes routine grooming, shaving, trimming or waxing because it is hidden by her gunt.

I was gonna bang Johnny's sister, but I heard she has a gunt-stache!!

by Johnny's Sister October 27, 2009

Guine Stache

A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have

Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!

Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!

by Zombie25 June 26, 2010